Bouba & Kiki, Vol I: Sounds Dirty / Isn't · Track 88 · middle
The Player at the Keys (Pianist)
Reverend Goss's old piano. Kiki tries to play. Mrs. Patterson, surprisingly, is the better pianist.
Lyrics
[Intro] Reverend Goss's parlor. Temperature, sixteen degrees Celsius. Time, 16:30. The light is failing. [Verse 1] The specimen is a Baldwin upright, circa 1923. Mahogany finish, scratched. The ivory keys are yellowed, like old teeth. Middle C has a chip in the north-east quadrant. A quantifiable flaw. The velvet on the stool is worn through to the webbing. It smells of dust and old hymnals. [Verse 2] My copy of 'Principles of Piano Technique' is open to page one. Horowitz said the keys are soldiers. My soldiers are asleep. Each press of a key is a transaction. Force applied, hammer strikes string, sound is produced. But the sound is sour. A G-sharp that whines. A faint squeak from behind the back panel, an unlisted variable. Perhaps a mouse, as the manual on antique instruments suggests. [Chorus] I calculate the angles of my wrist. The velocity of my fingers. It is a problem of physics, of leverage and resonance. But the equation yields no music. Just a series of isolated, disappointing events. The title is Pianist. The data does not support the claim. [Verse 3] She enters without a sound. Mrs. Patterson. I anticipate a correction, a pointed cough. She brings the scent of lavender and stale shortbread. She sits beside me. Her hands, which I have only observed holding teacups and marking my work with red ink... they find the keys as if by memory. [Bridge] She doesn't strike them. She coaxes them. There is no calculation. Her posture is imperfect according to the diagrams. But the sound... The sound is warm. It fills the sixteen-degree air. It tells a story for which I have no record, no primary source. She plays the chipped Middle C, and it doesn't sound broken at all. [Chorus] I calculated the angles of my wrist. The velocity of my fingers. It was a problem of physics, of leverage and resonance. But the equation was missing a variable. It was never about a series of isolated events. The title is Pianist. The data is now irrefutable. [Outro] She stands up. Smooths her skirt. Nods once. And leaves me with the cold air. The scent of lavender. And the echo of a note that made sense.