Burn After Listening · Track 7 · middle
Punctured Foil
Keurig K-Cup / Nespresso pod: foil punctured, grounds chemically spent, left a wet structurally-ruined husk — bulk coffee replaced by high-margin units.
Lyrics
[Intro] You sit in the dark of the chamber. A perfect little cup. The silver promise of morning. [Verse 1] Your foil lid is a tight, clean drum skin. Not a single wrinkle. John Sylvan dreamed you up in 1992. He and Peter Dragone, just trying to get a decent cup at the office. One at a time. They didn't know how many of you there would be. [Chorus] One needle from the top. One needle from the bottom. The seal is broken. And the heat pours through you, a ninety-second flood. Everything you are is torn out, extracted. Just a punctured foil. [Verse 2] And now... you're just a warm, wet husk. Dripping on the stainless steel grate. The grounds inside are spent, chemically blank. A soggy, useless ruin. Your plastic shell, still holding the shape of what it was. But the purpose is all gone. [Chorus] One needle from the top. One needle from the bottom. The seal is broken. And the heat pours through you, a ninety-second flood. Everything you are is torn out, extracted. Just a punctured foil. [Bridge] He said it himself, years later: "I feel bad sometimes." The man who used a sharpened ballpoint pen in the first prototype. Did he see the mountains of you then? Billions of little plastic ghosts. A landfill monument to five minutes of not having to scoop your own. [Outro] I lift the handle and drop you in the bin. You join the others. The smell of bitter coffee and hot, wet plastic. It's over.