My Girl's Pussy

Lyrics

[Intro]
(winking vintage hot-jazz cabaret, banjo, tuba, a giggling clarinet and washboard, coy playful female lead)
Oh, my girl's got a little kitty,
the sweetest little cat,
sits upon the windowsill
in her favorite spot to nap...

[Verse 1]
Now everybody loves her kitty
with the softest snow-white fur,
and she purrs upon your lap, sweet thing,
till you fall in love with her...
oh, the neighbors come a-callin'
just to give the cat a pet,
'cause my girl's little kitty
is the finest one they've met...

[Chorus]
'Cause my girl loves her little pussy-cat,
she feeds her cream all day,
and the kitty sits so pretty
in that coy and cozy way...
my girl's little kitty, darlin',
soft and sweet and shy,
and there ain't a finer feline
'neath the wide and starry sky...
(the kitty.)

[Verse 2]
She'll chase a ball of yarn now
and she'll bat it cross the floor,
then she'll curl up by the fire
and she'll purr and purr some more...
so if you come to visit
you'll be charmed before you're through,
'cause my girl's little kitty
has a way of charmin' you...

[Bridge]
(the clarinet giggling, the washboard scrubbing)
Purr, purr, the kitty,
soft, the banjo plinks,
and a cat that sweet and cozy
is the sweetest thing, methinks...
(the kitty...)
so tip your hat to the feline
on her sunny windowsill,
'cause my girl's little pussy-cat
is a charmer, charmin' still...

[Outro]
(the cabaret easing, the clarinet warm)
My girl's got a little kitty, darlin'...
sweet as sweet can be...
sittin' pretty on the windowsill...
the finest cat... you'll see.