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Microsoft Enters the Ring
(2001) Xbox + Halo + Xbox Live; corporate-invasion / epic space-marine anthem.
Lyrics
[Intro] November 15, 2001. The living room smells like new plastic and hot solder. [Verse 1] You're heavier than I expected. A black brick on the carpet. A big green X flares to life, a wound in the dark. They call this controller "The Duke." It fills my hands like a weapon. Your power brick is warming the floor, a quiet, humming heart. [Chorus] And the giant from Redmond enters the ring. A DirectX Box, a promise you bring. A Pentium III core, an nVidia soul. Taking over a space you intend to control. This is the invasion. This is Halo on the screen. The most beautiful, violent thing I have ever seen. [Verse 2] I remember Gates on the stage back in 2000. Seamus Blackley's team in Redmond, Building 9. Burning capacitors in the prototype runs. Forging a future, one line at a time. They put an Ethernet port in you, a wire to the world. A flag planted here as a new war unfurled. [Chorus] And the giant from Redmond has entered the ring. A DirectX Box, a promise you bring. A Pentium III core, an nVidia soul. Taking over a space you intend to control. This is the invasion. This is Halo on the screen. The most beautiful, violent thing I have ever seen. [Bridge] The disc tray whirs open, a silent command. Master Chief steps out on a strange, alien land. This isn't a plumber, this isn't a hedgehog's race. This is combat evolved, in time and in space. And a year from tonight, on November 15, 2002... We'll all be connected. All because of you. [Outro] The triggers click. The green X glows. The carpet is warm. The fight has begun.