Hypnerotomachia Poliphili (Drafts) · Track 7 · middle
Adventure Is Just Bad Planning (Roald Amundsen)
Adventure Is Just Bad Planning — Roald Amundsen
Lyrics
[Verse 1] You said it yourself: adventure is just bad planning — which means the Pole was not an adventure the Pole was a schedule maintained by dog sleds and depots laid every degree of latitude and the depots smelled like pemmican and frozen rope and the specific stillness of a cache that has been waiting at minus forty for the one man organized enough to arrive on the day he said he would [Verse 2] The other expedition brought ponies — ponies to the Antarctic, animals that sink in snow and cannot eat the rations and die in the cold that the dogs were bred for and the choosing of the ponies over the dogs was romance over preparation and romance killed five men on the return from a Pole they reached thirty-four days after you had already left it and the leaving was the part that mattered: anyone can arrive the question is whether the planning includes the getting back [Chorus] You learned from the people who live in the cold — the clothes, the dogs, the technique of moving through a landscape that wants you dead and does not negotiate — and the learning was not humility it was the recognition that survival in a place that has no margin for error requires borrowing from the ones who have already solved the problem rather than insisting on solving it again from the elegant beginning your national pride would prefer [Outro] You disappeared in the Arctic searching for someone else — flew north to find a lost crew and the plane went down and the body was never recovered and the not-recovering is the only unplanned thing in the biography: a man who had calculated every variable between himself and the end of the Earth finally met the one variable the planning could not reach and the variable was the sky and the sky does not file a schedule