Hypnerotomachia Poliphili (Drafts) · Track 37 · middle
The Man Who Broke the Gold Market by Giving (Mansa Musa)
The Man Who Broke the Gold Market by Giving — Mansa Musa
Lyrics
[Verse 1] You left Niani with sixty thousand people — twelve thousand servants carrying four pounds of gold each, eighty camels carrying three hundred pounds of gold each, and a personal supply of Malian cotton and silk that made the Sahara look like a department store that had lost its roof The orbitofrontal cortex calculates the value of a gift by weighing what it costs the giver and your gifts cost you nothing you noticed because the treasury of Mali was the kind of number that stops being a number and becomes a weather system [Verse 2] You crossed the desert and every city you entered received gold the way a drought receives rain — Cairo, Medina, Mecca — you distributed it in the streets, in the mosques, to beggars and merchants and government officials and anyone who happened to be standing in the path of your gratitude which was a wide path and the gratitude was not symbolic — it was four hundred and eighteen million dollars in modern currency handed out like festival candy by a man who considered it the minimum appropriate offering for the privilege of making the trip [Chorus] You crashed the gold market in Cairo for twelve years — the price of gold fell so far that the Egyptian economy did not fully recover for a decade which means your generosity was a natural disaster measured in the same units as a war or a famine except the disaster was abundance and the weapon was giving and nobody in the history of economics had ever needed to build a model for what happens when one man is kind enough to destabilize a continent [Verse 3] On the way home you realized what you had done — the gold price had collapsed and the markets you had flooded were drowning in the surplus of your goodwill So you borrowed gold back from Cairo's moneylenders at extortionate interest rates becoming the only man in history to crash an economy by giving and then attempt to fix it by borrowing back what he had given away which is either the most sophisticated macroeconomic intervention of the fourteenth century or the most expensive apology anyone has ever made [Bridge] You built the Djinguereber Mosque in Timbuktu and the University of Sankore and you paid the architect Ismail al-Tuedjin four hundred pounds of gold which was less than you had given to random strangers in Cairo but was still enough to build a university that would outlast your empire by six hundred years and counting The prefrontal cortex plans for consequences but yours planned past its own dynasty into a future that would remember the building after it forgot the builder's face [Outro] The European mapmakers drew you on their charts sitting on a golden throne holding a nugget the size of a fist and labeled you Rex Melli — King of Mali — which was the first time most of Europe had acknowledged that the richest person alive was African and the acknowledgment came in the form of a drawing because they had no other framework for a fortune that large in a body that dark The drawer where they keep your name is lined with gold and the gold is still depressing the local market seven centuries later because generosity at your scale does not have a half-life — it has a crater