Hypnerotomachia Poliphili (Drafts) · Track 72 · middle
The Compass and the Kite (Zheng He)
The Compass and the Kite — Zheng He
Lyrics
[Verse 1] You were captured at ten and castrated and given to a prince and the prince became emperor and the servant became admiral of the largest fleet the world had ever seen and the distance between servant and admiral had the thick salt-lacquer taste of a promotion that travels through the body before it reaches the rank. [Verse 2] The flagship was four hundred feet long in fourteen oh five which is eighty years before Columbus crossed the Atlantic in a boat you could have stored in the flagship's hold and not noticed and the hold smelled like camphor and raw teak and the particular warm patience of a man whose hypothalamus was cut at ten and whose ambition rerouted itself through the only channels the body had left open. [Chorus] You were a Muslim eunuch commanding the largest navy on the planet for a Buddhist emperor in a Confucian court and every part of that sentence was supposed to be impossible and you sailed the sentence around the Indian Ocean seven times and brought back giraffes for the emperor because the emperor wanted giraffes and you were the kind of admiral who delivers a giraffe across an ocean alive and grinning. [Outro] The next emperor burned the fleet. The mandarins destroyed the maps because the idea that a castrated Muslim servant boy had built the greatest navy in history was a sentence the Confucian court preferred not to have on file and the porcelain your fleet left behind on the coast of East Africa is still there and the porcelain has never needed a file to prove where it came from. ---