Hypnerotomachia Poliphili (Drafts) · Track 164 · middle
The Woman Who Quit the Ocean (Ching Shih)
The Woman Who Quit the Ocean — Ching Shih
Lyrics
[Verse 1] You started on a floating brothel in Canton harbor the South China Sea already in your inventory before you knew what inventory meant You married the pirate captain and when he drowned you did not weep — you took his fleet the way a new manager takes the morning shift: by showing up first and knowing where the ledger was kept [Verse 2] Eighteen hundred junks under your red flag seventy thousand pirates and you wrote them a code stricter than any navy's — no unauthorized raids, no private loot desert and lose your head harm a captive and lose your head break the books and lose your head The South China Sea had never been so well-administered [Chorus] The Qing sent their warships — you sank them The Portuguese sent their frigates — you took them The British sent a negotiator who came back with a facial expression no one in London could translate Three empires learned the same lesson: the most dangerous thing on the ocean is not a cannon but a woman with a filing system and no intention of losing [Verse 3] You negotiated your own amnesty — walked into the governor's office with your terms pre-written kept the fleet, kept the loot, kept your officers and when the empire that couldn't beat you asked what you wanted in retirement you said a gambling house in Canton and a pension as if you were settling an invoice rather than ending a war [Outro] The gambling house ran for years you died in bed at sixty-nine — the only pirate in history who beat every navy, kept every coin and chose when to stop The ocean carries your code in its current the law you wrote on water outlasted every ship that tried to break it The drawer they made for women like you had to be built from scratch