Odes to Joy

Immutable Antinomy · Track 19 · middle

Ode to the Paradox of Choice

More options should mean more satisfaction. It doesn't. Too many choices produce paralysis, regret, and anxiety — the tyranny of the self-selected optimal. Barry Schwartz named it. Supermarkets proved it. An ode to the moment abundance became its own kind of poverty, and freedom its own kind of trap.

Lyrics

[Intro]
Ten AM. Tuesday. 
The air is cold enough to see your breath.

[Verse 1]
Aisle seven. The dressings.
One hundred and seventy-five of them.
Balsamic, Caesar, Ranch, Italian.
One hundred and seventy-five little glass bottles of regret.
Down the way, the cookies.
Two hundred and eighty-five kinds.
Chocolate chip, oatmeal, shortbread, sandwich.
Each one a future I can’t have.
And the olive oils, seventy-five deep.
First press, cold press, unfiltered, infused.
A wall of green glass and perfect labels.
I came here for one thing.
I just wanted one simple thing.

[Chorus]
They call this freedom.
This paralysis in the holy light of the supermarket.
They call this abundance.
This poverty of the one right choice I know I’m going to miss.
This is the tyranny of the optimal.
And I am frozen here.

[Verse 2]
I remember the story.
The tasting booth near the produce section.
Twenty-four little jars of jam.
Strawberry, apricot, blackberry, fig.
Twenty-four spoons, twenty-four promises.
And everyone stopped to look.
And almost nobody bought a thing.
Too many worlds in one small jar.
But the next day, with only six…
they walked away with something sweet.
They walked away certain.

[Chorus]
They call this freedom.
This paralysis in the holy light of the supermarket.
They call this abundance.
This poverty of the one right choice I know I’m going to miss.
This is the tyranny of the optimal.
And I am frozen here.

[Bridge]
Barry Schwartz saw it in 2004.
He counted the boxes, he read the signs.
Every option you don’t choose is a loss.
Every door you don’t open is a ghost in the one you did.
Satisfaction bleeds out.
Regret seeps in.
And all you’re left with is the perfect thing you almost had.

[Outro]
One hundred seventy-five.
Two hundred eighty-five.
Seventy-five.
Twenty-four.
Six.
Three percent.
I just came for one thing.
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