Love Hate Relationship, Vol IV: Phobias · Track 4 · middle
Choose or Lose
Decidophobia (decisions) — 'paralyzed by the menu, what if I pick wrong forever?'. Modern overwhelm.
Lyrics
[Intro] The waiter's hovering, pen in his hand. I'm holding this menu like a map of the promised land. [Verse 1] There are sixty-two pages of starters to read. I’m sweating straight through this beautiful tweed. If I lean toward the savory, I forfeit the pie. One suboptimal forkful, and a part of me dies. [Pre-Chorus] The clock is ticking, the evening’s at stake. Every open door is a mistake I could make. Just tell me what I want. [Chorus] Choose or lose, it’s a terrifying game. A thousand bright futures, going up in a flame. I want the whole wide world, but I’m frozen on the brink. Drowning in the fountain when I only want a sip. Oh, choose or lose, yeah the freedom is a trap. I'm beautifully stranded, right off the map. [Verse 2] We could stay in, get the number 14 combo at Chen's. But then I'm mourning the party downtown with my friends. I stare at the movie queue till the battery bleeds. Every single yes is a no that I don't need. [Chorus] Choose or lose, it’s a terrifying game. A thousand bright futures, going up in a flame. I want the whole wide world, but I’m frozen on the brink. Drowning in the fountain when I only want a sip. Oh, choose or lose, yeah the freedom is a trap. I'm beautifully stranded, right off the map. [Bridge] I love the infinite, I worship the buffet. But the moment I point my finger, the magic fades away. Because to pick a single path is to wave goodbye to the rest. So I'll just sit perfectly still in this leather booth... And decline the test. [Outro] So you order for me. Yeah, you take the wheel. Choose or lose... I'll just have a glass of water. Wait, sparkling or still? Oh no. I'll just have air.