BitConnect

Lyrics

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
Pattaya, Thailand, January twenty-eighteen.
The air is thick with smoke machines and desperate dreams.
Got a lending platform, got a magic trading bot.
Just give us all your Bitcoin, give us everything you've got.
One percent a day, the dashboard glows so bright.
Financial freedom's coming, gonna win this crypto fight.
They said it was a family, a global revolution.
Turns out it was just history's dumbest, loudest execution.

[Chorus]
Hey hey hey!
The world is not anymore the way it used to be!
Mmm mmm, no no no!
We're changing the world with this!
B-C-C!
Hey hey hey!
I am so excited right now!
Faith and belief is the way to win!
BIT-CON-NEEEEEECT!

[Verse 2]
See a man on stage, his name is Carlos Matos.
He's the patron saint of getting-rich-quick status.
His wife, she tells him honey, this is a scam, you see.
But he's independently, financially free.
He loves the platform, loves the coin, he loves the community!
He's earning so much money with this opportunity!
Two point four billion dollars hanging on his every word.
The most expensive meme the internet has ever heard.

[Chorus]
Hey hey hey!
The world is not anymore the way it used to be!
Mmm mmm, no no no!
We're changing the world with this!
B-C-C!
Hey hey hey!
I am so excited right now!
Faith and belief is the way to win!
BIT-CON-NEEEEEECT!

[Bridge]
Then the sixteenth of January, a cease-and-desist note.
The trading bot is offline. That's all she wrote.
The price goes from four hundred down to almost zero.
Satish Kumbhani vanishes, our anti-hero.
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
Buy more BitConnect? Yeah, that's a power move!

[Chorus]
Hey hey hey!
The world is not anymore the way it used to be!
Mmm mmm, no no no!
We're changing the world with this!
B-C-C!
Hey hey hey!
I am so excited right now!
Faith and belief is the way to win!
BIT-CON-NEEEEEECT!

[Outro]
I loooooove... BitConnect.