Odes on Tender Specie(s) Vol III: Bad Faith · Track 7 · middle
Tether (The Stable Lie)
USDT, the stablecoin pegged to the dollar — except for the years it wasn't, and the audits that didn't happen, and the commercial paper that may have been Chinese-corporate junk. The most-used crypto by trading volume. Ludo: 'stable like a stack of pancakes.'
Lyrics
[Intro] So they say. [Verse 1] Call it a port in the storm, call it a digital buck. Safe and sound, tied to the ground, if you believe in your luck. Born in twenty-fourteen, from a server somewhere warm. British Virgin Islands, where the financial norms are... flexible. They said, here's the deal, it's simple and it's clean. For every Tether token, there's a dollar behind the screen. A solid, stable promise in a world of pump and fade. Just don't you dare ask for the audit we never made. [Chorus] Oh, it's the stable lie, yeah, the stable lie. Tell me what you're tethered to, honey, with a wink and a sigh. One-to-one, what a lotta fun, till the numbers don't align. Stable like a stack of pancakes, and everything is fine. USDT, you and me, dancing on a fault line. [Verse 2] So where's the cash, Giancarlo? Where's the paper trail? Just an 'attestation' in your email? Some commercial paper, from a company I can't name. It's all part of the fun, it's all part of the game. Then April twenty-nineteen, the Attorney General calls. Says Bitfinex lost a billion inside your pixel walls. And you just patched the hole with the money from the pot. The one you swore was sitting there, the one that maybe's not. [Chorus] Oh, it's the stable lie, yeah, the stable lie. Tell me what you're tethered to, honey, with a wink and a sigh. One-to-one, what a lotta fun, till the numbers don't align. Stable like a stack of pancakes, and everything is fine. USDT, you and me, dancing on a fault line. [Bridge] Letitia James on the line, says, 'at all times was a lie.' Forty million dollar fine from the CFTC, bye-bye. But the volume keeps on climbing, the biggest coin of all. 'Cause who needs proof when you've got belief before the fall? Who needs a real dollar when the picture looks so good? It's a house of cards, a fantasy, perfectly misunderstood. [Outro] Stable lie... stack of pancakes... One-to-one... to what, exactly? Fine, fine, everything is fine...