Odes to Brands Who Became People · Track 4 · middle
Frank Brown's Bow Tie
A Chicago maitre d' in a bow tie, photographed once for a rice box, whose real face carried an invented name for eighty years.
Lyrics
[Intro] (a dining room at closing: chairs going up, a cloth folded) The man in the picture had a name. Start there. Always start there. [Verse 1] He was a maître d' in Chicago and his name was Frank Brown, he ran a dining room, he knew every regular by name, he wore the bow tie because the job required a bow tie, and one day somebody asked him to sit for a photograph. And that photograph went out on a box of rice and stayed there for the better part of eighty years. [Chorus] Frank Brown's bow tie. Frank Brown's face. Frank Brown's actual head on somebody else's name. 'Cause the "uncle" was invented. There was no Uncle Ben. There's a story about a Texas farmer nobody can find. Frank Brown's bow tie. That part was true. The man was real. The uncle was a costume that they wrote for him. [Verse 2] Now "uncle" is not a neutral word and everybody knows it, it's what you called a man when you would not say "mister" — a title that sounds warm and takes a whole degree of standing off a grown man in one syllable, and does it with a smile. That's the part they finally said out loud in twenty-twenty. That's the part that took a century to say. [Chorus] [Bridge] And I want to hold two things at once, because both are true: he was a working man who sat for a portrait and got paid, and it is not for me to say he was diminished by it — he had a life, a job he was good at, and a family. But nobody asked him what the caption ought to be. They took the face and they wrote the name themselves. [Chorus] [Outro] (the last chair set down) Frank Brown. That's the name. Frank Brown.