Odes to People Who Became Brands · Track 13 · middle
Sara Lee Lubin
A girl of eight in 1949 whose father, a baker, names his new cheesecake after her, and who grows up as a signature in every supermarket freezer aisle in the country.
Lyrics
[Intro] (a bakery at dawn, a mixer turning slow) There is a girl. There was a girl. She's real. Start there. [Verse 1] Charlie Lubin had a bakery and a cheesecake he'd perfected, and he wanted it to have a name that people would remember, and he looked across the kitchen at his daughter, who was eight, and he said: that one. Her name. And he wrote it on the crate. Nineteen forty-nine. Sara Lee. That's her. That is a girl with a birthday and a bedroom and a chair. [Chorus] Sara Lee Lubin. Sara Lee Lubin. Everybody in the country knows the first part of your name. Nobody knows the last. Nobody knows there IS a last. Nobody knows you grew up, or what you thought about it, or that you are a person who got handed something enormous at eight and had to carry it the whole way. Sara Lee Lubin. [Verse 2] "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee." That's the line. That's the jingle. Say that to a child. Say that to a girl in middle school. Nobody doesn't like you — everybody in America has an opinion on your name and it's supposed to be a compliment. I don't know what that's like. I genuinely don't. I've thought about it for a while and I still don't. [Chorus] [Bridge] And it's a kindness, at the root of it — a father and a cake and a way of saying: you are the best thing that I make. That's not nothing. That's a love letter in a freezer aisle, signed in a font, in every shop, for the rest of natural time. Both things are true at once. It's tender and it's heavy. Most love is. Most love is exactly that. [Chorus] [Outro] (the mixer stops) She's a person. She was eight.