Odes to Joy

A Verbal Fig Leaf · Track 41 · middle

Dih

Dih (2020s) — Algospeak. One letter changed to survive moderation. 'Belle-chose' took two words; this takes one typo. VOLUME: V. THE ALGORITHM, 2000–2025. THE DODGE THIS ERA: ⭐ THE PAYOFF. The censor is no longer a person, a church or a drawing room — it is a MACHINE that does not laugh, cannot be charmed, and never leaves the room. So the evasions get shorter, dumber and faster: initials, misspellings, emoji. Not because anyone got less filthy — because the filter reads faster than we can be clever. The volume must be genuinely funny and quietly devastating. Sing the AVOIDANCE, never the anatomy.

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Lyrics

[Intro]
Glowing glass at a quarter to two.

[Verse 1]
I have a message to send to you
Four little letters to make the point
But there is a wire strung across the joint.
The watcher doesn't sleep, doesn't get the joke
It doesn't care about the way we spoke.
It scans the data, it reads the line
Looking for a reason to decline.
If I type it out, it goes straight to the void
Just another connection destroyed.

[Verse 2]
Three hundred years ago they wrote a book
Taking twenty pages for a single look.
We don't have the time and we don't have the space
Just a blinking cursor in a sterile place.
The thumb swerves left before the mind can react
Erasing the ending, blurring the fact.
I caught a shadowban on the third of May
So we have to play it this way.

[Chorus]
Keep it to three.
A D, an I, and an H.
Slip it right under the cage.
The machine is fast, so the word gets small
We don't have to spell it out at all.
One wrong letter and the gate swings wide
Look at what we're sneaking inside.

[Bridge]
It isn't poetry, it isn't high art
It's a fractured fragment in the dark.
But the algorithm has a hollow head
It only catches exactly what is said.
It cannot read the tension in the gap
Or find the hidden water on the map.
We are dumbing it down to survive the sweep
While the silicon sentinel goes to sleep.

[Chorus]
Keep it to three.
A D, an I, and an H.
Slip it right under the cage.
The machine is fast, so the word gets small
We don't have to spell it out at all.
One wrong letter and the gate swings wide
Look at what we're sneaking inside.

[Outro]
Sent. Delivered. Read.
Three little keystrokes instead.
Just a tap on the glass, and it's out of my hands
While the robot scans, and scans, and scans
And entirely misses the
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