Odes to Joy

A Verbal Fig Leaf · Track 47 · middle

Smash

Smash (2000s) — A verb, blunt as a hammer. Grose would have wept. VOLUME: V. THE ALGORITHM, 2000–2025. THE DODGE THIS ERA: ⭐ THE PAYOFF. The censor is no longer a person, a church or a drawing room — it is a MACHINE that does not laugh, cannot be charmed, and never leaves the room. So the evasions get shorter, dumber and faster: initials, misspellings, emoji. Not because anyone got less filthy — because the filter reads faster than we can be clever. The volume must be genuinely funny and quietly devastating. Sing the AVOIDANCE, never the anatomy.

No audio yet — generation pending.

Lyrics

[Intro]


[Verse 1]
The server never sleeps, it scans the line.
A glowing screen at 2:14 is mine.
I want to ask you over, but the wire
Is guarded by a bot that hunts for fire.
It catches all the poetry we say,
It flags the subtle shadows in the grey.
I need a word that wears a hard disguise,
A concrete block to drop between your eyes.

[Pre-Chorus]
The thumb hovers heavy on the glass.
The muscle moving blind to make it fast.

[Chorus]
Smash.
Like a hammer to a pane, like a button on a board.
Like a car against a wall, not a single pretty word.
The network waves it through, it thinks we're playing games,
We trade a five-megabyte collision for the older names.
Keep it stupid, keep it quick, keep it underneath the dash.
Just smash.

[Verse 2]
The Earl of Rochester had hours in the sun,
To spin a velvet web for everyone.
But I am racing an expiring screen,
To sneak a pulse right past the cold machine.
It doesn't flag a demolition crew,
It doesn't care what falling anvils do.
It flags the tender things, the quiet heat,
So I will send you rubble down the street.

[Pre-Chorus]
The thumb hovers heavy on the glass.
The muscle moving blind to make it fast.

[Chorus]
Smash.
Like a hammer to a pane, like a button on a board.
Like a car against a wall, not a single pretty word.
The network waves it through, it thinks we're playing games,
We trade a five-megabyte collision for the older names.
Keep it stupid, keep it quick, keep it underneath the dash.
Just smash.

[Bridge]
We strip the marble down to grit.
We skip the paragraph for it.
If I type out a melody, the system drops the gate,
So I become a wrecking ball, a sudden piece of freight.
It isn't that we're empty, it's the cost...
Of sneaking past a scanner in the code.

[Outro]
Delivered. Read.
The blue bubble drops like lead.

A single blunt instrument in the flash.
We don't talk anymore.
We just...
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