This Much Counts as One · Track 34 · middle
Jiffy
Jiffy — variable — often 1/100 s, or light's travel across a nucleon. Volume: V. TIME. ANGLE: A slang word that physics took seriously. The joke that turned out to be measurable. Sing the person or animal inside the unit, never the definition.
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Lyrics
[Intro] Fluorescents buzzing in the early dark [Verse 1] She keeps her thumb on the porcelain rim Pouring black coffee from a silver-plated tin She says she’ll get the sugar in a jiffy, hon And turns away before the sentence is done It’s a comfortable promise, loose and warm A little piece of time with no edges and no form But I take it in my pocket out into the snow Down to the basement where the heavy machines glow [Chorus] We couldn't just leave it on the linoleum floor We needed a title for the light crossing the board We took a word that meant a casual soon And pinned it to the table in a sterile room We weighed the absolute shortest breath of a spark And stole a waitress’s joke to name the dark [Verse 2] A smear of yellow chalk on the olive-green slate We are trying to map how the particles break It happens so fast the retina holds the flash Before the optic nerve can even sort the math We can’t call it an instant, an instant is too grand For a gap you couldn't catch with an open hand So we borrow the slang from the street up above And force it to fit like a heavy lead glove [Chorus] We couldn't just leave it on the linoleum floor We needed a title for the light crossing the board We took a word that meant a casual soon And pinned it to the table in a sterile room We weighed the absolute shortest breath of a spark And stole a waitress’s joke to name the dark [Bridge] It’s an act of affection, making it exact Taking a neighborhood phrase and making it fact But nobody can keep a promise moving at this pace We took the human waiting completely out of the space If you tell me you'll be back in that fraction of a beat You’re a liar, or you're light, or you’re a ghost on the street [Outro] She comes back with the sugar packets in her fist Unaware of what the mathematics just dismissed She says, sorry for the wait I say, it was exactly what it had to be