The Dirtiest Album Ever Recorded* — Vol 2 · Track 7 · middle
The Pill
PARODY, laundered-double-entendre album (Vol 2). Write ORIGINAL wholesome lyrics that SOUND suggestive from the title but are LITERALLY and innocently about taking your daily multivitamin with breakfast. The dirty mind is the listener's — the song is clean, DistroKid/YouTube-safe, G-to-PG. Vintage register to the era. ⛔ CRITICAL COPYRIGHT RULE: do NOT reproduce, quote, or lightly paraphrase the source song's CHORUS/HOOK or ANY distinctive lyric line. Suno's filter WILL reject it and it creates real copyright liability. Borrow ONLY the TITLE. Invent a completely fresh hook line about taking your daily multivitamin with breakfast. Source being parodied (title only, never its words): The Pill (1975).
Lyrics
The morning's here. Just like clockwork. Time for the routine. There on the Formica, by the box of All-Bran, Sits my little secret, part of my daily plan. An amber glass bottle, to protect what's inside. A white cap you press and twist, nothing to hide. It's a modern solution, a sensible affair. A commitment I make daily, a form of self-care. No more guesswork, no more leaving it to chance. Just a little discipline in my circumstance. And it's just one a day, that's all the label says I need. A simple little promise, a potent little seed. It's my daily ritual, my own peace of mind. I'm feeling so much stronger since the pill came in my life. I pour a glass of Minute Maid, chilled right to the brim. Following the wisdom of what Adele Davis put in print. Got my single slice of toast, a soft-boiled egg as well. Then I tip that little oval from its dark glass shell. It isn't big or fancy, just a plain and simple thing. But I think about the balance and the energy it brings. Down it goes so easy, no taste and no fuss. A private little moment, just for the two of us. And it's just one a day, that's all the label says I need. A simple little promise, a potent little seed. It's my daily ritual, my own peace of mind. I'm feeling so much stronger since the pill came in my life. I remember back in 1975, I felt a little run-down, a little frayed. Like some essential part of me had just faded away. The doctor said my levels were, well, not where they should be. And he wrote me out a new path, a regimen for me. Now I have my iron, my vitamin D. It's a very simple freedom, this choice is up to me. There now. All done. The cap is on tight. Ready for whatever comes.