The Dirtiest Album Ever Recorded* — Vol 2 · Track 11 · middle
Shake, Rattle and Roll
PARODY, laundered-double-entendre album (Vol 2). Write ORIGINAL wholesome lyrics that SOUND suggestive from the title but are LITERALLY and innocently about a baby's rattle, a cereal box, and a game of dice. The dirty mind is the listener's — the song is clean, DistroKid/YouTube-safe, G-to-PG. Vintage register to the era. ⛔ CRITICAL COPYRIGHT RULE: do NOT reproduce, quote, or lightly paraphrase the source song's CHORUS/HOOK or ANY distinctive lyric line. Suno's filter WILL reject it and it creates real copyright liability. Borrow ONLY the TITLE. Invent a completely fresh hook line about a baby's rattle, a cereal box, and a game of dice. Source being parodied (title only, never its words): Shake, Rattle and Roll (1954).
Lyrics
Alright now! Early in the morning, sun is coming through Got a little something, brand shiny and new It’s polished silver, a gift from Auntie Sue A little coral handle, just for you-know-who Tiny bells are ringing, what a happy sound When you pick it up and you turn it all around Oh, you gotta shake it, make that rhythm sweet Then you gotta rattle it to the happy beat When the day is over and the stars align You just gotta roll 'em for a real good time Down in the kitchen, in the breakfast nook The box is almost empty, take another look Tipped it upside down, gave the cardboard a good hook Got the last few toasted flakes, just like in the book Hear that sound inside the waxed paper lining? It’s a promise of the sugar that’s a-shining Oh, you gotta shake it, make that rhythm sweet Then you gotta rattle it to the happy beat When the day is over and the stars align You just gotta roll 'em for a real good time From the nursery floor to the kitchen table top It’s a funny kind of music that will never, ever stop Little ivory cubes from a time so long ago Six little pips all standing in a row Throw 'em on the board, let's see where they land The best game in the house, you understand Oh, you gotta shake it, make that rhythm sweet Then you gotta rattle it to the happy beat When the day is over and the stars align You just gotta roll 'em for a real good time Yeah, roll 'em for a real good time! One more time! Oh yeah!