The Dirtiest Album Ever Recorded* — Vol 2 · Track 12 · middle
Let's Spend the Night Together
PARODY, laundered-double-entendre album (Vol 2). Write ORIGINAL wholesome lyrics that SOUND suggestive from the title but are LITERALLY and innocently about a wholesome board-game all-nighter / camping sleepover. The dirty mind is the listener's — the song is clean, DistroKid/YouTube-safe, G-to-PG. Vintage register to the era. ⛔ CRITICAL COPYRIGHT RULE: do NOT reproduce, quote, or lightly paraphrase the source song's CHORUS/HOOK or ANY distinctive lyric line. Suno's filter WILL reject it and it creates real copyright liability. Borrow ONLY the TITLE. Invent a completely fresh hook line about a wholesome board-game all-nighter / camping sleepover. Source being parodied (title only, never its words): Let's Spend the Night Together (1967).
Lyrics
The porch light is on. Cicadas are humming their tune. It's a Saturday night, under a slow October moon. I've got the sleeping bags laid out on the floor. Remember last time, in July of 1967? We stayed up so late, it felt like a piece of heaven. Sally's got her flannel pajamas on, she's claimed the thimble piece. Timmy's explaining Risk, he's never gonna cease. The Game of Life is clicking, that little plastic spinner sound. We've got the whole night, no one else around. So come on, come on, let's spend the night together. We can go for hours, whatever the weather. Down here on the living room rug, until the morning comes. Don't you worry 'bout a thing, my darling ones. The popcorn bowl is empty, there's butter on the dice. Mrs. Vance brought out a Thermos, it's sugary and nice. We're trading Boardwalk for Park Place, a little wooden house. Everything is quiet, quiet as a mouse. Except for our whispers, the plans that we're making. For all the fun we're having, for goodness gracious saking. So come on, come on, let's spend the night together. We can go for hours, whatever the weather. Down here on the living room rug, until the morning comes. Don't you worry 'bout a thing, my darling ones. Later on, when the game is done, We'll get the Eveready flashlight, just for fun. Tell some stories underneath a blanket tent. About the time and the money that we've spent. The world outside is sleeping, but we're awake in here. Just hold on to this moment, my dear. Oh, come on, come on, let's spend the night together. We can go for hours, whatever the weather. Down here on the living room rug, until the morning comes. Don't you worry 'bout a thing, my darling ones. The little metal shoe is still on Baltic Avenue. Morning's almost here. Just me and you. Let's spend the night together.