The Dirtiest Album Ever Recorded* — Vol 3 (Finale) · Track 5 · middle
Animal
PARODY, laundered-double-entendre album (Vol 3, the finale). Write ORIGINAL wholesome lyrics that SOUND suggestive from the title but are LITERALLY and innocently about a delightful day at the petting zoo. The dirty mind is the listener's — the song is clean, DistroKid/YouTube-safe, G-to-PG. Vintage register to era. ⛔ CRITICAL COPYRIGHT RULE: do NOT reproduce, quote, or lightly paraphrase the source song's CHORUS/HOOK or ANY distinctive lyric line (even the famous tag line). Suno's filter WILL reject it and it creates real copyright liability. Borrow ONLY the general TITLE idea. Invent a completely fresh hook about a delightful day at the petting zoo. Source parodied (idea only, never its words): Animal (1984).
Lyrics
Hey there. Yeah, you. I see you watching me. The sign said Sunny Meadow Petting Farm. A sunny Saturday, May, 1984. Farmer Jedediah tipped his straw hat. Handed me this little wooden bucket, warm from the sun. Full of these pellets, smell of molasses and grain. And you... you knew exactly what I came for. You saw me through the fence before I even saw you. Oh, the way you push right up against me. The way you want it, all of it, right now. No hesitation, that look in your rectangular eye. You're just an animal, aren't you? I like the animal in you. Your nose is velvet, and a little bit wet. Your fur is coarser than I thought it would be. You keep nudging my hand, my hip, that little bucket. One little nudge, then harder, you're not shy at all. Little Daisy Mae is over there with Buttercup the pony. But you and me... we have an understanding. You want what I've got in my hand. Oh, the way you push right up against me. The way you want it, all of it, right now. No hesitation, that look in your rectangular eye. You're just an animal, aren't you? I like the animal in you. And some people don't get it. This pure, simple transaction. This honest need. You don't pretend. You don't play games. You just want everything I have to give. And you want it right now. Oh, the way you push right up against me. The way you want it, all of it, right now. No hesitation, that look in your rectangular eye. You're just an animal, aren't you? I like the animal in you. All gone now. See? Bucket's empty. That rough yellow soap... the cold water. Yeah. A perfect animal.