Album
Odes to Vices
- 1 Mr. Mirror — A Tour of His Best Selves
- 2 Mr. Diagonal-Park — 1.5 Spaces, the Tesla, the Note
- 3 Little Miss Read-At-2:14
- 4 Mr. Microwave-Salmon — 1:13 PM, Floor Three
- 5 Little Miss "We-Should-Hang-Out"
- 6 Mr. Bathroom-Stall-Phone-Call — "Yeah, I Can Talk"
- 7 Geoff in Marketing — The Reply-All Sage
- 8 Little Miss Cart-Left-In-The-Lot
- 9 Mr. Last-Cup, Not Re-Brewed
- 10 Little Miss Talks-Through-The-Movie
- 11 Little Miss Three-Hour Coffee-Camp
- 12 Little Miss Backhanded-Compliment
- 13 Mr. Compound-Interest — Adds a Tip Line to His Birthday Card
- 14 Little Miss Subtweet — "Funny How Some People Forget Where They Came From"
- 15 Mr. Vague-Book — "Some People Know Who They Are"
- 16 Little Miss Topper — "Whatever You Got, I Got Worse"
- 17 Mr. Performative-Listener
- 18 Little Miss Pity-Hijack — Stole Your Bad Day
- 19 Mr. Faux-Apology
- 20 Little Miss Fishing-Compliment — "I Look Awful In This"
- 21 Mr. Lurker — Three Years of Stories Watched, Never a Reply
- 22 Mr. Speaker — On the Bus, in public, music at Full Volume
- 23 Mr. Cut-In-Line — "Just Asking a Question"
- 24 Little Miss Three-Across-on-the-Sidewalk
- 25 Mr. Long-Look — At the Gym Mirror, Three Times This Week
- 26 Mr. Empty-TP-Roll
- 27 Mr. Loud-Chewer-At-Work
- 28 Little Miss Pen-Borrowed-Forever
- 29 Mr. Dishes-on-the-Counter — Sink Ten Inches Away
- 30 Mr. Spoiler-At-The-Watercooler
- 31 Little Miss Receipt-Pull — Old Texts in Court
- 32 Mr. Last-Word — At Any Friendship Cost
- 33 Little Miss Talks-Over-Karen-In-Meetings
- 34 Mr. Mansplain — Knew Your Field Back to You
- 35 Little Miss Humblebrag — "So Tired From All This Yacht"
- 36 Mr. Namedrop — "Tarantino Said To Me Once..."
- 37 Little Miss Chain-Link — Knows What Everyone Got
- 38 Little Miss Performative-Outrage — The Hashtag Cape
- 39 Mr. Cancel-Pile-On — In Pajamas, Two Bowls of Cereal
- 40 Little Miss Doom-Scroll — Two Hours Lost, Lights Off
- 41 Little Miss Just-Read-This — Title Only
- 42 Mr. DM-Slide on the Married Friend
- 43 Little Miss Reply-Guy at 2 AM
- 44 Lucinda Who Wears Her Therapy Words Like Earrings
- 45 Marcus Who Married Down and Says So Constantly
- 46 Theresa Who Took the Lord's Name in Spanish
- 47 Brad Who Never Misses Leg Day But Skipped His Father's
- 48 Little Miss Karens-the-Hostess
- 49 Little Miss Just-One-More — The Last Slice, Eye Contact Held
- 50 Little Miss Boundary-Cudgel — "I'm Just Protecting My Energy"
- 51 Mr. Always-Late-Always-The-Same-Excuse
- 52 Little Miss Wedding-Photographer-Of-Herself
- 53 Little Miss Conversation-Pit
- 54 Mr. Recommends-A-Documentary-About-Whatever-You-Said
- 55 Little Miss Brunch-Group-Photographer
- 56 Mr. Self-Pity — The Sigh Loud Enough to Carry
- 57 Mr. Spite — The Long Game of Getting Even
- 58 Little Miss Hoarding — The Boxes That Won't Open
- 59 Mr. Hypocrisy — Sunday Best, Monday Worst
- 60 Little Miss Willful-Ignorance — The News Scrolled Past
- 61 Mr. Slow-Boil — How He Lost the Pasta Tongs
- 62 Mr. Slander — "I Heard From Someone..."
- 63 Little Miss Deception — The Smile She Practiced in the Bathroom
- 64 Mr. Cruelty — The Word Sharpened on Purpose
- 65 Little Miss Betrayal — The Friend's Number Memorized
- 66 Mr. Blasphemy-At-The-Whisper — In the Pew
- 67 Little Miss Gym-Equipment-Not-Wiped
- 68 Mr. Dog-Bag-Pretended-Not-To-Notice
- 69 Mr. Five-Finger-Discount — The Tag Slipped Off in the Aisle
- 70 Mr. Coffee-Cup-Out-The-Window — "Job Creation," He Calls It
- 71 Mr. Bummed-A-Light-And-The-Lighter-Too
- 72 Mr. Snap-At-The-Server — "Excuse Me, Sweetheart"
- 73 Mr. One-More-Episode — At 1:47 AM
- 74 Mr. Bag-In-The-Neighbor's-Recycling — "I Picked It Up, Didn't I"
- 75 Mr. Streak-Maintained, Friendship-Skipped